It happens all the time. That d-bag was probably parking there just to piss you off because you took the time to park out of harm's way.
I lost it once, having parked my Escalade in the back of the lot, only to come out and find a ratty old Civic parked so close to the driver's side, I couldn't get in. I was parked perfectly between the lines, but this a-hole decided that he was going to show the owneer of this Caddy his opinion!
I wasn't about to try to climb over the center console, so I tried to place the driver's door against the other car and see if I could squeeze in. No dice. So, I got pretty angry, pushed out on my door hard, and creased that little tin can like it was a...tin can. Pushed his passenger door right in. For good measure, I pushed some more...
Like I said...I lost it...
'09 Pontiac G8 GXP, A6, Sunroof, MGM, #1664 of 1829
GMM RAMJET OTR CAI, Livernois E/TCM Tune, Kooks 1-7/8" LTs, catted mid-pipe, Hooker Polished SS MaxFlow mufflers - 394RWHP/386RWT
BMR Rear LCA's, stabilizer bars, end links, front LCA bushings, rear toe links and trailing arms, Pedders Street II kit, including subframe and diff bushings.
Hawk Ceramic pads, Brake Performance slotted and dimpled rotors, Russell stainless lines, Super Blue fluid.
Best 1/4 time - 12.52 @ 114.47, 1.94 60ft.