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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-19-2012, 08:20 AM Thread Starter
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So I was drivin sort of slow though town going home from work.. tthree gangbanger wannabees decided to run in front of me to cross the street. Given me the finger..

So I slowed way down as not to damage the G, window down I said "lucky I love my car or I'd run you over" and this kid gives me th finger and calls me a btch.. so I stopped and said "fun fact Gee, I Make more money in six months than you do in five years, enjoy slinging mayo for life."

His boys bust up laughing at him and he called me a cold mother****er.. and I drove off. Fisticuffs just is not nearly as sweet as mental KO.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-19-2012, 08:33 AM
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Nice....I got a good chuckle out that.

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-19-2012, 10:30 AM
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Hahaha this is pretty funny. Gave me a good chuckle. Thanks I needed it.

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Glad I could brighten some mornings

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I have a screaming and crying 2 year old right next to me because things aren't going his way, and this made me laugh and forget all about it lol.


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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 11-20-2012, 04:20 AM
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slingin mayo....that was a good one.

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Lmao nice!
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