Dan1G8
06-15-2009, 11:00 AM
Friday I'm heading home on I-85N right around Pleasantdale rd, stop and go traffic, I'm leaving a good 6 car gap between the car in front of me, as I see traffic is stopping, this Black/Smoked grey ISF passes me in the lane on my right then has to stop, I'm thinking cool I haven't seen one on the road I can check it out, as I'm rolling up next to him, focusing in on the exhaust all of a sudden the d-bag cuts me off, I lay on the horn and brakes trying not to run into his dumbass. I can see him looking in his rearview and I throw up my hands like WTF? he rolls down his window just enough to stick his girly little hand out and flick me off . I went ape**** ! I throw it in park, unbuckle and start to open my door.. cuz you know in my blind rage, I was gonna yank that schmuck out of his Lexus and stomp a mudhole in his ass right there on 85!...haha...Then just as I regain my senses and close the door, he jumps in the HOV lane and takes off.
I have to say I was totally caught off gaurd by the amount of rage that I felt, I'm usually more laid back and would normally have just shot him one back and laughed it off.
Rayvan
06-15-2009, 11:02 AM
Paintball equpipment has other uses.
adriand
06-15-2009, 11:37 AM
I hear ya man!! Sometimes it takes all I have to not shoot some of these idiots on the road sometimes!!!
jaxredg8
06-15-2009, 11:40 AM
Paintball equpipment has other uses.
LMAO! Yes, yes it does. So does a .45 with.... Never mind. Cant do that! LOL Glad you didnt get the chance bro. Wouldnt have been worth it. I do know you feel though. They are everywhere!
stonebreaker
06-15-2009, 12:09 PM
Paintball equpipment has other uses.
Yes, I've already designed permanently mounted hidden paintball guns forward and aft... never been dumb enough to actually do it, but I've thought about it...
Friend of mine has a little 2-door honda and the small penis guys (i.e. the guys driving gigantic 4wd pickups that have obviously never been offroad a day in their lives) love to get right up on his bumper and try to intimidate him into moving, even when he's behind a million other cars. He turned his rear washer nozzle around so it sprays THEM. I thought he should fill the reservoir with ammonia so it smells like pee when it hits their intake vent....
rez0nance
06-15-2009, 12:37 PM
Paintball equpipment has other uses.
Yes, I've already designed permanently mounted hidden paintball guns forward and aft... never been dumb enough to actually do it, but I've thought about it...
Friend of mine has a little 2-door honda and the small penis guys (i.e. the guys driving gigantic 4wd pickups that have obviously never been offroad a day in their lives) love to get right up on his bumper and try to intimidate him into moving, even when he's behind a million other cars. He turned his rear washer nozzle around so it sprays THEM. I thought he should fill the reservoir with ammonia so it smells like pee when it hits their intake vent....
You guys are brilliant! That's absolutely hilarious!
G8Girl
06-15-2009, 01:38 PM
Yes, I've already designed permanently mounted hidden paintball guns forward and aft... never been dumb enough to actually do it, but I've thought about it...
Friend of mine has a little 2-door honda and the small penis guys (i.e. the guys driving gigantic 4wd pickups that have obviously never been offroad a day in their lives) love to get right up on his bumper and try to intimidate him into moving, even when he's behind a million other cars. He turned his rear washer nozzle around so it sprays THEM. I thought he should fill the reservoir with ammonia so it smells like pee when it hits their intake vent....
OMG! this is the funniest **** ever. Props to stonebreaker for - best idea of the year for pissing off the small penis guys!