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Old 12-26-2012, 02:10 PM   #1
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!' (You're going to love this....)

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark".
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:24 PM   #2
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lol
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:56 PM   #3
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Lmao!
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Old 12-26-2012, 03:02 PM   #4
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Haha that's awesome
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:22 PM   #5
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well done, didn't see that one coming.
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Old 12-26-2012, 07:41 PM   #6
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lol...oh blondes they keep us entertained in and out the bedroom
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:01 PM   #7
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That was a good one
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:22 PM   #8
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Lol good one .
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:29 PM   #9
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Lol pretty original for a blonde joke. Can't say Ive heard that one before
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Old 12-26-2012, 10:17 PM   #10
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That was legit funny. HAHA
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Old 12-26-2012, 10:26 PM   #11
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Haha that was good.

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Old 12-27-2012, 09:08 AM   #12
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Figured we could all use a laugh.
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